| Paranoid Mum: | My son jimmy suddenly caught a fever on the plane. |
|---|---|
| Random Lady Friend: | Oh dear, is he doing alright. |
| Paranoid Mum: | Yes, he's alright. Its the radiation that's causing his fever. |
| Random Lady Friend: | Yeah i was so afraid that we were transiting here. I was checking with my travel agent to avoid getting through here. |
| Paranoid Mum: | Honey, you bought that water right? (talks to husband) |
| Blur Dad: | What? |
| Paranoid Mum: | You BOUGHT that water right? |
| Blur Dad: | No, i got it from the drinking fountain. |
| Paranoid Mum: | YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THE WATER IS RADIOACTIVE. |
| Blur Dad: | Ohhh, cause of that nuclear problem? I thought that was in China. |
| FACE PALM / EPIC IGNORANCE WIN |
Cold, Conned & Conquered.
